Monday, April 29, 2013

A Distraction

I saw Iron Man 3 today.

Surprisingly, nobody bothered me by talking loud. Nobody's cell phone made a sound too. I don't think anyone was even texting and bothering me with the cell phone glare. 

I made the mistake of thinking that it would be a pleasant movie experience for once. I was wrong. It wasn't my eyes or ears that would be assaulted by unwanted unpleasantness but my nose. The guy next to me had body odor like you wouldn't believe. He was a young man who smelled like an old man. It wasn't a sweaty smell at all but an old, stale smelling odor that made me think of unwashed laundry and morning breath. The guy either didn't wash his clothes or brush his teeth. Maybe both.

The movie wasn't even that good.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Matinee

I'm planning to watch the new Iron Man movie. Of course, I'll probably be watching it by myself in the very first afternoon screening. Why? Well, the answer is simple. The average movie-going audience here in the Philippines are obnoxious jerks. Seriously, I can't stand it. People don't turn their phones to silent, text during the movie and bring their stupid crying kids.

Is it weird that I usually watch movies alone?

Watching movies alone isn't a preference but more of a habit. I will admit that watching movies with friends is great, at least the friends I'm with don't do those things. I wonder if the stuff I mentioned annoys them too? Guess I'm a loner by nature. Sometimes I wonder if there's something legitimately wrong with me and that I should see a shrink or something.

The movie better kick ass.

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Daimyo's Delight

The "Gold Edition" of Shogun 2 is for sale in my favorite local games shop. The set has nearly everything except the mod that allows blood effects in battle. I assume it's to keep the age rating low or something.

I'm conflicted. It sounds like a good deal but why not just wait for the next Rome Total War game?

Hmm...

Monday, April 22, 2013

Streamer

Why is it that Youtube videos take so much time buffering but the commercials they play before are as smooth as can be.

These things annoy me.

Friday, April 19, 2013

Thursday, April 18, 2013

B.S. Traffic Jam

Our dear leader. President B.S. Aquino, is stopping by tomorrow in our pathetic city to do what he does best... campaigning. 

I don't give a shit really but it's going to cause a huge traffic jam tomorrow. I wish these political types would just rent out the convention center instead of using the streets. I know they want to be seen but let's be honest, politics is an elite club where common schmucks aren't not invited.

I hope tomorrow is either scorching hot or mercilessly rainy.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

The Ryback's Promo

On the episode of WWE Raw last Monday, the wrestler called Ryback cut a promo against John Cena. I thought I'd give my two cents on it.

 

First off, the promo was prerecorded and edited. Ryback probably had a script beforehand which I hope he prepared himself. It was probably done in segments and multiple takes. I'm not saying that's a bad thing. In fact, it's pretty smart to do this as it is less risky than doing it live and slipping up. It's a way of protecting Ryback who I believe is not as good at cutting promos naturally in front of an audience.

As for the stuff he says, he kind of has a point. Whether you agree with him or not, it's not important. What matters is that he has some kind of motivation and he explains it lengthily. I'm sick and tired of heels in wrestling acting evil just because (herp) they're evil. The promo served it's purpose of making Ryback interesting and giving him some kind of reason why he's doing what he's doing. I liked it. It had an old school vibe to it.

It's just a shame that the WWE ruined it by having Cena shit all over it in their confrontation afterwards. Cena even tried to heap the "Boring!" chants HE was getting on Ryback. Man, I hate John Cena. To top it all off, they had Ryback back off when Cena challenged him. What the hell? The man has been booked as an unstopable force of nature for weeks and NOW he pussies out when going up against Cena who he manhandled the week before? Please.

John Cena should go fuck himself.