Another Hitman Movie

Movies based on video games, as a rule, suck horribly. I saw the Max Payne movie. I never thought it was possible to make a movie where you literally got everything wrong, but there it was. Now there's a new Hitman movie. The first one wasn't that great but at least it tried. The next one looks to be just an action movie with "Hitman" slapped onto it. It's a shame. Hitman is one of my favorite video game franchises.

Did they have to butcher Hendrix too? It's bad enough that this trailer basically gave everything away already. Why do movie trailers nowadays do this? I've basically seen the movie already based on this trailer alone. Agent 47 is after a woman not to kill her, but because she was part of the cloning/super soldier program that made Agent 47. Now they're gonna team up and get revenge on Evil Organization X. Why give away the twist that she's a super soldier? Granted, Hitman isn't some thrilling mystery movie but come on, why throw away the only interesting bit that might hook my interest?

I hope, at the very least, this one has some nice tits in it like the first.

Break

Doing nothing for the past few days. I'm glued to the computer and watching reruns. I think I'm going insane.

I really should go out more. That new Final Destination movie looks good. I expect a lot of hilariously gruesome deaths.

Have you ever seen that show Cheaters? It's the best show ever. Simple concept. This guy finds people who doubt the fidelity of their spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/miscellaneous and then get hidden footage of them well, cheating! Duh! He gets this awesome crew to follow them around and get all the juicy stuff like kissing and entering motels and then showing it all over television.

The best part is the confrontation when the victim gets in the face of the cheater with full camera crew. The look on their faces is fucking GOLD. It can get brutal and I love it! The host just sits back acting shocked but its obvious that deep down, he's enjoying it. Oh the schadenfreude! He acts as if he he didn't see it coming and can't believe what a jerk the cheater was like the hundreds of other cheaters he tailed in the past. Then finally, the genius of a host says that he's actually providing a service and that the people he humiliated in front of the world eventually worked it out thanks to him!

Folks, don't cheat on your loved ones. On second thought, go ahead. It makes for good TV!