Saturday, January 9, 2010

Hokuto No Ken

I've been watching an old but lengthy anime called Hokuto No Ken or Fist of the North Star. It is so violent and bloody hilarious, I get nosebleeds just watching it.



The story is set in a post-apocalyptic world in the year 199X. The world was ravaged in a nuclear war, law and order is non-existent. It stars our hero Kenshiro who is pictured above. He's wandering the world looking for his lost girlfriend or something. I only seen the first few episodes since it takes a while to get the other hundred or so episodes. I dunno. What I do know however is that compared to Kenshiro's fists, nuclear weapons are about as dangerous as matchsticks in a rainstorm.

You see, Kenshiro is a practitioner of Hokuto no Ken, a killing martial art with emphasis on the kill. Hokuto no Ken attacks your pressure points causing your body to damage itself from inside out. Basically you explode.




Kenshiro is based on Bruce Lee somewhat in that he shrieks like a little girl when he attacks. Don't let that fool you please, for the love of God. Kenshiro kicks so much ass. The world is vaguely reminiscent of Mad Max but then again, I don't recall Max ever splitting a guy in half with his thumbs.

Seriously, the best part of the show is the incredibly brutal way Kenshiro wipes the floor with his opponents. He could pinch your earlobe to make your testicles explode. He punches through tanks. He can make all your fingers burst by poking just one of them...in one hand. The best part is, he looks so nonchalant while doing it too. He even tells his opponents, "I just attacked your pressure point. Your body will snap backwards like a folding chair. You also have only ten seconds to live. Enjoy." There's even a little timer onscreen to show you how much time the guy has left before he bites it just for maximum giggles.

Atatatatatatatatatatata-atatatatatatatata!

Oh no! I'm too late!

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Update

I said I would update everyday so here it is.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Pringles

Today I saw a can of Pringles.

It was barbecue flavor, my favorite. I wanted to buy it but I didn't. Want to know why? It's because I'm keeping my resolution. I'm going to eat less junk food to be healthy.

Godamnit, I'm so proud of myself.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Beer

I don't drink alcohol.

I don't know why. I was just never interested really. I often see classmates and friends chilling out with a few beers laughing and smiling like normal people do. So I decided, I'm going to try and drink beer.

I bought a can of beer and drank a bit. It tastes fucking terrible. Seriously, I just hate that bitter crap. Trying beer ad hating it only reinforced my idea that I must be from bizzarro planet or something. So I tried wine and found I didn't like it as well. I guess I just don't like alcohol and apparently that's hard to understand for some people. They keep telling me to just take a sip and stop laming up the entire room.

So I just lie and tell them I'm Muslim and that alcohol is haram. Shuts them up good.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Sick of Myself - Matthew Sweet

I'm lazy.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

2010

2009 was meh.

Anyway my resolution last year was that I wouldn't swear...a lot. I think I kept that resolution, I think I've said "fuck" only 22 times. My resolution this year would be to not eat more than one item of junk food per month, eat less and exercises more. Sound ambitious? Yes. Ridiculous? Oh yes. But if I can keep my fucking mouth clean for one year, I can do this!

What's with all the feng shui BS? Every year its the same people spouting how the year of the tiger or ox or donkey is good for the economy and so forth. Why don't these mystics just admit that bad stuff is going to happen and we are all doomed like the elections. I heard the next president might be a retard but hey, everyone deserves a chance.

Also, I resolve to update everyday no matter how small. My resolutions start tomorrow so I'm off to gorge myself on Twix bars while I still can. Also, I resolve not to procrastinate as much.