Showing posts with label Bollywood. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bollywood. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 4, 2020

Movie Review: Kesari

Kesari is an Indian historical war/action movie written and directed by Anurag Singh and released in 2019. The movie is based on the Battle of Saragarhi, a last stand battle between 21 soldiers of the 36th Sikhs of the British Indian Army and some 10,000 Pashtun tribesmen in 1897.

The movie doesn't claim to portray the battle with absolute historical accuracy. This is an action movie, not a slow-burn war drama. There are serious scenes yes, but there are a lot more scenes where people do slow-motion leaps in the air while a big "thwooooom!" sound plays. It's that kind of movie.

Havaldar Ishar Singh (Akshay Kumar) is part of a Sikh Regiment of the British Indian Army guarding the Indian-Afghan border. Despite the prevailing diplomatic arrangements, the locals are itching for a fight. One day, a local mullah tries to kill a married Afghan woman who refuses to acknowledge her forced marriage. Before they could behead her, Ishar Singh intervenes against the orders of his superior. He fights the tribesmen off, killing the woman's husband in the process. The woman is grateful but Ishar unwittingly gives the tribesmen cause to rise up against the British. For his insubordination, Ishar Singh is sent away to Saragarhi Fort, a boring place where "nothing ever happens". Gee, I wonder what could possibly go wrong.

The Battle of Saragarhi is supposedly famous in India with poems and songs written about it. It's even commemorated annually. If you're Indian, you already know how it ends. Even if you aren't, you can probably guess. It's a story of sacrifice - brave soldiers giving their lives for their country. But we can't just skip to the end. There's more to the movie than the inevitable violence.

The story is told from the perspective of Ishar Singh. He is strong, wise, fierce, and courageous. He is portrayed as a larger-than-life figure. At the beginning of the movie, the stock racist British character makes snide remarks about how Indian people are cowards. Ishar Singh proves him wrong. He bravely takes on the odds no matter how hopeless.

But the movie also depicts his softer side. During the quiet scenes of the movie, Ishar is visited by his wife, Jeevani Kaur (Parineeti Chopra). They talk, laugh, and reminisce. Of course, the wife isn't really there; she is a figment of Ishar's imagination. But the way they interact is depicted as real and genuine, that it's almost like a flashback playing in and interacting with the present. It's a strange thing but I ended up really liking it. The quirk with many Indian/Bollywood movies is that no matter how grounded the movie is, there are always occasional breaks in reality and the viewer is supposed to roll with it. That's when they put the infamous song and dance numbers Indian movies are known for. In this movie, there's a pretty cool love song between Ishar and Jeevani that's worth a listen. It's catchy.


The sets of the movie are pretty good and realistic. The uniforms of the soldiers, however, are utterly badass. They have turbans with a chakram wrapped around it. It's seriously eye-catching, especially when Ishar dons a saffron colored one. Kesari means "saffron" and it's the color of bravery. CGI rears its ugly head once in a while but it's not too distracting. But just like my Detective Dee review, there's always this one iffy scene that threatens to take the viewer out of the movie. It happens in the end when the last soldier makes his last defiant stand. Let's just say that fire effects are always tricky to pull off. Let's leave it at that.

But what about the action? The action is pleasing to watch and whenever it goes over-the-top (and it often does) it's hilariously entertaining. But there's no wackiness here, just feats of strength and daring. It avoids becoming too ridiculous and thus undermining the solemn tone of the movie.

Speaking of tone, this is a very, very patriotic movie. The movie is clearly meant to appeal to its native audience and there's plenty of red meat to go around. Unfortunately, I'm not in the target demographic so a lot of the stuff went over my head but an Indian movie about this famous battle just has to be this way. Nevertheless, as an action movie, it's still enjoyable. The theme of bravery and courage against overwhelming odds is universal. It's easy to get into and is a decent watch even if the patriotic message isn't made for you or you don't know much about the historical event.

The movie avoids portraying the villains as complete caricatures. The evil mullah does plenty of objectively bad stuff to justify his comeuppance. There is, however, this really odd villain in the movie. He's an enemy sniper and he's there to pose a serious threat to the heroes. What's strange is that he's portrayed as very flamboyant and effete. He's clean-shaven and has eyeliner and painted fingernails. Maybe that's just villain coding. Personally, I found him hilarious and I wish he had more screen time.


Overall, I recommend giving this movie a shot.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Robot (Part 2)

When we last left Chitti, he was just kissed on the cheek by Sana. This triggers interesting feelings for him and triggers another outrageous music video! Let's dance!

Tensions rise between Chitti and Doc. Chitti's feelings for Sana becomes obvious and Sana even tells him that love between woman and machine just ain't natural. It's not meant to be. Chitti is distraught. Dr. Bohra tries to take advantage of this by telling Chitti that Doc doesn't care and that Chitti should hand over his neural programming schema to him. Chitti, however, decides to be a bro and refuse. Chitti remains loyal to Doc anyway despite everything.

The next day, Chitti appears before the Indian military for an evaluation. But wait, I thought Chitti failed the initial evaluation with the Institute? Ah. whatever. Instead of demonstrating his combat prowess, Chitti deliberately fails the exam by reciting poetry about how beautiful Sana is and how war is bad. The Doc is humiliated. Doc becomes angry and hacks Chitti into pieces in his lab with an axe. He exclaims how making Chitti was a mistake. Chitti retorts that he didn't ask to be built or to have feelings. I dunno but I thought this scene was pretty powerful. Chitti looked so sympathetic and Chitti is a robot! The Doc looked like an asshole. Doc is supposed to be the good guy?




So we are treated to a scene where Dr.Bohra negotiates with a German speaking white man about the purchase of a robot army. The funny thing is, Dr.Bohra has a demonstration video showing his robots doing things like shooting civilians, planting car bombs and assassinating presidents. OK, OK, I get it. This guy wants to use technology for evil. He eventually learns of Chitti's fate and retrieves Chitti from the dump. Chitti begs to be fixed and to live and love again. Bohra obliges him but not before installing a little chip that turns you evil. Again, its obvious how evil he is. The chip is colored red and its specifically called a "destruction chip" meant to teach Chitti...to destroy. Looks like Dr.Vaseegaran is in trouble.

Oh no wait, Doc is with Sana running from a guy with a blade in a beach in some kind of comedic scene. Also, there's another music video with ABSOLUTELY NO RELATION to the plot as far as I can tell. They're on a mountain dancing with some tribals. Who knows? I guess life is good without Chitti ruining the chutney.
Chitti crashes Doc's wedding. To drive home the fact that Chitti is now evil, Chitti sports a white skunk stripe on his hair and he shoots abunch of people. After the a crazy awesome chase scene (which I can't find on youtube) Chitti takes Sana to his pleasure palace where Chitti is building his very own robot army. He killed Dr.Bohra too when he got in he way. He also threatens her with rape and has plans to create some kind of evolved "robo-sapien" baby through artificial insemination. Yeah, I don't want to think about it either.

Anyway Doc manages to sneak in the robot base and recue Sana but things get a little messy. The Indian Army confronts Chitti and his army in what is the grand climax of the film. I must say, they spared no expense in the action. Its so over the top and ridiculous that my mind still can't absorb it. I won't spoil what happens but lets just say the "Holy Shit" levels break the scale.

Anyway, doc manages to install a virus or whatever and removes the chip and deactivates the clones. Doc is in court pending capital punishment for his creation when Chitti tells the court that he is technically material evidence and not a person or a witness and can prove Doc is innocent. I don't think I've heard of such jurisprudence. Chitti proves Dr.Bohra was behind it all. Doc gets off the hook but the court orders Chitti be deactivated indefinitely. Tearfully, Doc, Sana and the government allow Chitti to deactivate himself. The film ends in a poignant note with Chitti in a museum fifty years into the future. When a child asks why he was deactivated, he replies, "I started to think."

How did I find the movie? Well, let's put it this way. It had everything and that everything was served with extra servings and dressing. The acting was overacting, the drama was over dramatic, the action scenes were so over the top etc. It's not a bad movie. I thought it was good though off putting. Sometimes there was just too much on the plate you know? The tone was weird too. It started lighthearted then got pretty deep then all screwed up and dark in the end. I dunno what else to say so I'll cop out and use a stupid quantitative scale. 7.5 out of 10.

It was fun.

Monday, February 21, 2011

Robot

Today I was planning on writing about the movie Robot, ("Endhiran" in the original Tamil) an Indian movie. However I realized that this is...an Indian movie which means a lot of song and dance numbers of varying plot relevance and a long run time. Movies are all-day affairs in India so I'm gonna take a break halfway and continue watching it later.



Hopefully I can write a post about it tomorrow.