Monday, January 25, 2016

Hover Thy Father

The big thing in Cebu at the moment is the International Eucharistic Congress. It's supposed to be a big deal but I'm not sure why. People keep saying it's important so it must be? I don't know.

It's just a bunch of priests talking about how important the mass is. The last time people were talking about the mass, it was because some priest decided to wheel around in a "hoverboard".
Why do they call it a "hoverboard" if it doesn't actually hover?

I thought it was amusing despite the impropriety of it all. Frankly, church is pretty boring. The outrage over the incident was understandable. "The Eucharistic celebration is the highest form of worship", the self-righteous Catholics huffed. True. However, this is a culture that tastelessly holds masses in the middle of noisy malls and shopping centers; spirituality drowned in a sea of materialism. So much for the sacred...

Keep on rollin' padre.

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Tharsis Game Review

Tharsis is a turn-based game by Choice Provisions. The game is about a spaceship on it's way to the Tharsis region of Mars to investigate a mysterious signal. Of course, everything goes horribly pear-shaped in no time flat and it's up to you to guide the crippled ship and its hapless crew to Mars, hopefully before the cannibalism and insanity set in.

The game works kind of like a board game. You have a ship divided into different modules. Each module has a special ability like provide food units, heal the crew etc. You're limited to a crew of four but you can choose from a collection of characters, each with their own abilities. Every turn, a new problem comes up such as a module needing repairs or else it damages the ship or damages the crew in the next turn. If the ship takes too much damage, everyone dies. The player must deploy the crew to perform repairs and other actions that may prove helpful such as harvesting food or healing up a wounded character. The challenge of the game lies in crisis management; balancing urgent priority actions with long-term beneficial actions... also, unbelievably cruel RNG.
Everything is fine. I mean, we're only going to explode next turn.
This game has been criticized for being overly reliant on random numbers. It's an understandable sentiment. See, majority of the actions in this game require a dice roll and I mean a literal dice roll. You roll a die and use the value to perform specific actions. For example, if you want to heal a crew member in the med bay, you need to roll a 5 or higher and then spend the winning die on the med bay slot. If you want to repair a module, you need to accumulate, say, 18 points so you need to roll die and spend the values you get cumulatively. Some modules require you to spend several die of equal value to each other. For example, to repair the ship in the engine room, you need at least two die of the same value. The value is not important as long as both die are the same. 

What makes it more challenging is that some modules make certain die rolls dangerous. For example, 3 can be assigned the "void" penalty which means any die that gets a 3 will disappear and cannot be spent on anything. Sometimes, die with a value of say, 6, can be given the "injury" penalty which means every 6 a crew member gets will drain his health by a point. A die value that leads to "stasis" cannot be re-rolled but can only be spent. The only way to counter status effects is to get "assist" points which block their effects per assist point you have on hand. Of course, the only way to get assists is to roll 5 or higher in the assist point module.
 
Bad rolls = bad end
Personally, I don't mind the random nature of the game. I play a lot of board games so there is that. But I can see how the reliance of die rolls can frustrate players who aren't used to this sort of thing. In other games that have a lot of RNG, like XCOM or Darkest Dungeon, the player at least feels some measure of control like outfitting his troops with the right items or bringing extra torches to reduce the edge of random factors. In Tharsis, it always seems to come down to a roll of the dice. Perhaps that's the greatest flaw of Tharsis: it doesn't hide its randomness mechanics well. It's a matter of perspective. A die roll feels so naked. The player always feels like it all came down to something beyond his control. Sometimes the game is just too random and doesn't properly reward good choices made by the player and instead just keeps heaping on the pain and misery relentlessly and remorselessly. Sometimes it doesn't! Who knows?

That doesn't mean to say there's no strategy involved in this game. There's a lot of thinking to it although it's obscured by the randomness of its core mechanic of dice rolling. Different characters have different abilities you can use to mitigate troublesome effects but you need to figure out who goes first and when. The amount of die a crew member can roll decreases per turn so you occasionally need to gather food to replenish it whether from the hydroponics lab or some other less savory places. At least the corpses of your dead crew mates are good for something, eh? You can also spend dice on the research tab for useful abilities, some of which are quite powerful.

 In between every round, the player is given choices too. Some crew members will prioritize ship repairs while others may prefer healing up. The choices are mutually exclusive and choosing one or not choosing the other can have negative consequences. How demented the player's choices are depends on the stress level of the crew. The more stressed they are, the less rational their proposals will be. 
Abuse their abilities if you want to live.
The sound effects and music are just OK. It could have used a nice catchy soundtrack like FTL but it's no big deal.

All in all, I found it fun but only because I'm already so used to roguelike games and games with a lot of random elements in it. If you like that sort of thing, this deserves a look. If you're the type of gamer that doesn't have the patience for it and hates random numbers and starting over and over again, this isn't for you.

That's totally understandable.

Monday, January 18, 2016

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Short Cuts: Star Wars: The Force Awakens

This is usually the part where the author goes on at length about how he's a huge Star Wars fan and enjoyed it as a kid, etc. Not me. To be frank, I never had a thing for Star Wars. I don't hate it. At most, I find the whole thing, the hype and the obsessive fandom around it slightly obnoxious but to put it another way, I'm not as emotionally invested to this particular franchise as others.

That being said, I didn't really like this movie. I wanted to. The action scenes were fun, I guess. Overall, I just didn't feel anything. I felt like I had seen it all before. Wait, I did. It was called A New Hope. The Force Awakens follows the original's major plot beats. This is the most common criticism of it and I think it's fair.

I guess it was my fault too for expecting something mind-blowing. With all the unbelievable hype surrounding this movie, you can't blame me. Instead, the reasoning for TFA ripping off the original is that it's a "soft reboot". What nice sounding corporate dribble. It's meant to please the old fans by sticking to the familiar while easing new fans into the universe. I get the point of it. I understand why they did it but I'd hate to live in a world where I have to think more about the marketing angle of a movie to "appreciate it" rather than the movie itself. 

This movie was going to make billions on name brand alone. They had a lot of room to take more risks with it and push it harder to more daring territory. Instead it's as "safe" as can be, so much so that it's basically a copy of the first. It's like a grown man who still refuses to go to the deeper end of the pool. The folks at Disney wanted a safe bet despite there not being a safer thing in the world, as far as milking nostalgia goes, as Star Wars. And I thought I was cynical.

This reminds me of my review of Guardians of the Galaxy. That was an incoherent, raging mess which I'm not proud of but TFA reminds me of it and now I realize why I was so angry. I felt manipulated in a way. I felt Guardians of the Galaxy relied on catchy tunes and cheap Internet meme-material jokes to hook people in. I felt TFA relied on the original so much that the illusion was shattered and you saw the inner workings of corporate bullshit. It's like it doesn't have a soul, you know? Ah, it's hard to describe in words exactly.

Feel free to hate me.

Thursday, January 7, 2016

Alice Deejay - Better Off Alone

I couldn't find a copy of the movie and I got a little... sidetracked. Something to do with a pile of burning leaves and much ado about nothing. I'll try to come up with something.

Monday, January 4, 2016

Local Sources

I checked the papers and Internet and it seems Honor thy Father isn't being shown at my favorite theaters, or at least, the decent theaters I go to. Watching a movie in some second-rate theater is too unpleasant an experience. I don't want to sit for hours on smelly cushions in between loud, obnoxious people ever again.

With luck, perhaps I can find a "sample" of the movie in a local shop (or dingy back alley) to bring home for... -ahem- private non-profit screening. It might not benefit the local film industry and would actually be harmful to it but the way I see it, I can still do my patriotic duty to buy local. Rest assured, I will do my best to find a copy (re)produced right here in the Philippines, prepared and sold by native bootleggers with the finest homegrown ingredients.

Pinoy pride!

Saturday, January 2, 2016

MMFF 2015-2016

Every year, the country holds the Metro Manila Film Festival. It's that time of year when the regular Hollywood-made garbage is removed from theaters (except IMAX for some reason) to make room for the locally-made garbage. The problem of Philippine films being unable to compete with foreign ones isn't such a problem when you remove the latter altogether. If you can't beat the competition, just kill them! It is the election season after all, so get into the spirit!

I'll be honest, I don't watch any of it. The last MMFF film I saw was Enteng Kabisote way back in 2004 and I think it bore a hole in my brain because I can't remember any of it. I feel somewhat obligated to watch at least one film so that I can bullshit and say I "support the local artists" whenever one of them "Pinoy pride!" spouting autistics roll around.

What's on offer this..er, last year? You have the usual romcoms: All You Need is Pag-Ibig, My Bebe Love: #KilligPaMore and #WalangForever. What the hell is with the hashtags? Seems gauche. Romcoms aren't my cup of tea anyway. I can't relate at all with the saccharine stories about boy meets girl and if the universe is as unkind as I believe it to be, probably never will. Ironically, romcoms have the opposite effect on me; instead of the warm-and-fuzzies, they only drive me deeper into depression and thoughts of experimenting with cocaine. These types of films are more vehicles for the current popular celebrity power couples. Since I don't read the tabloids, I'll probably miss out on the in material.
#?
Horror! That's a staple. At first, I thought Buy Now, Die Later was a horror flick by the title but apparently, I was mistaken. It's a comedy-psychological-horror-thriller. They couldn't decide? Sounds bad. The audience oscillating between laughter, suspense and shock might kill them. Next, we have the unimaginatively titled, Haunted Mansion. It's not good to judge a book by its cover but come on, that's the best title they could come up with? It's like naming an action movie, "Car Chase". Lastly, we have Nilalang, which is a Philippine-Japanese horror thing. Filipinos love half-breeds things or persons with mixed cultural heritage, so it has the advantage of foreign flavor. There's some kind of controversy regarding Nilalang being pulled out of theaters but whatever.
Seriously?
The last film to mention is the presumed "heavy-hitter" film. Let me tell you of my people. Filipinos are emotional and are addicted to catharsis. Happiness and fear explain a lot of the entries but there will always be some directors who want to be taken seriously. See, majority of the films are frivolous affairs; sweet candies to be quickly consumed. So if you wanna go serious, you wanna go heavy and by heavy, I mean stuff people don't want to deal with. Hate, anger, betrayal, justice, crime, good and evil, that sort of thing.

So here comes the lone drama, Honor thy Father, a film about people who lie to each another. From what I gather, the film is remorselessly pessimistic and offers a bleak view of humanity in general as nothing but a collection of predators who feed off one another and won't hesitate to lie, cheat and steal and damn anyone who gets in their way. Sounds delightful. I guess the choice is clear.
We need to go deeper.
MMFF is almost over so maybe I should step on and in it.

Friday, January 1, 2016

2016

Happy new year? That remains to be seen.

All in all, 2015 was OK I guess. While we make new year resolutions like losing weight and other unrealistic things, there is one resolution I'm determined to keep. I'm going to try to be more positive from now on.

To be frank, being so cynical and pessimistic is exhausting. Sure, I try to have fun but it sort of eats you up inside, you know? I promised once that I wouldn't curse so much (in public at least) and for the most part, I think I've kept that resolution.

Also, I should try to write more about stuff other than politics.