Why is it that whenever you pledge to eat right and exercise more, somebody gives you or your family members a bunch of chocolates or somebody bakes a cake or its some guy's birthday and there's a big goddamned party with a lot of food?
No matter what, something always comes along and forces you to enjoy life instead of dieting and exercising. The timing is suspicious. Its like people give you gifts and throw parties just when you summon your willpower. Its like THEY don't want you to look good. THEY want to make your life miserable. THEY want to kill you with heart complications in your fifties.
Its a conspiracy.
True dat, Oyz...true dat. TiJ
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