Showing posts with label Garbage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Garbage. Show all posts

Monday, February 3, 2014

Priorities

In Mindanao, a historic peace deal is underway where our country bargains away its sovereignty to a group of thugs with dubious legitimacy in exchange for a false sense of security. 

Typhoon-ravaged Tacloban is still without power. Its residents staged a "people surge"; a big rally to vent their outrage at the government's incompetence, inadequacy and insensitivity.

A torture chamber was discovered inside a police station in Manila where the city's finest spun the "wheel of torture" to add some variety to their sadism. I guess the noontime game shows weren't exciting enough. 

Lots of things going on today. Signs of...

Oh, but wait. Judging by the media, particularly the garbage broadcast of ABS-CBN, the most important issue facing our country today are the exploits of a "Vhong Navarro" and several other no-name celebritards.

What a joke.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Man Wash

I keep hearing this commercial over the radio for MASCULINE wash. This time, it had a sexy woman voice talking about how its so great and how it cleans so good and leaves you fresh and gives you confidence and what else. I may have written about it before but now I feel like trying it out.

To think I've been an ignorant boob content with just soap and water. I'm tired of living in the past! I want to be metro and buy a care product tailored especially for intelligent men. I just wish they didn't call it "MASCULINE wash" because it doesn't sound masculine at all. No impact. It doesn't sound good. Maybe MASCULINE SCRUB? How about MANLY SLIPSTREAM or MAN DELUGE?

Man I'm bored.