Ham

Its that time of year again.

You know its Christmas when weird people you hardly talk about for the other part of the year stop by to give you ham. When I think of a salty flank of pork, I think of the little manger in Bethlehem where a baby was born surrounded by tasty farm animals. Seriously, ham? That's the default gift? How about a gift basket, have some variety for a change. I know gift baskets always have Danish luncheon meat in it and that's always good.