I like Pringles. Once you pop, you can't stop! Damn straight. But, the other day, I stepped into a convenience store to what seemed like a casual purchase of gum. However, something horrible caught my eye and made me doubt my existence.
Fruit and Nut flavored Pringles. That's it, we're doomed. We are done for. This is the end times. Fruit and Nut Pringles? Are you shitting me? When did this happen? Why was I not informed of this? When I eat potato chips, yeah, what I really want is blueberry and what-the-hazelnut.
Where is your God now?
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