Break

Doing nothing for the past few days. I'm glued to the computer and watching reruns. I think I'm going insane.

I really should go out more. That new Final Destination movie looks good. I expect a lot of hilariously gruesome deaths.

Have you ever seen that show Cheaters? It's the best show ever. Simple concept. This guy finds people who doubt the fidelity of their spouse/girlfriend/boyfriend/miscellaneous and then get hidden footage of them well, cheating! Duh! He gets this awesome crew to follow them around and get all the juicy stuff like kissing and entering motels and then showing it all over television.

The best part is the confrontation when the victim gets in the face of the cheater with full camera crew. The look on their faces is fucking GOLD. It can get brutal and I love it! The host just sits back acting shocked but its obvious that deep down, he's enjoying it. Oh the schadenfreude! He acts as if he he didn't see it coming and can't believe what a jerk the cheater was like the hundreds of other cheaters he tailed in the past. Then finally, the genius of a host says that he's actually providing a service and that the people he humiliated in front of the world eventually worked it out thanks to him!

Folks, don't cheat on your loved ones. On second thought, go ahead. It makes for good TV!