SONAf A Bitch

The newspapers today were all buzzing about the State of the Nation address of PNoy yesterday. Not of the speech itself but of what the celebrity-congressmen were wearing at the event. Oh, thank the Lord almighty for our vanguard media! Where would we be without them? Why, how could we tell what was fashionable or not? How great that the media were around to highlight what really mattered.

Anyway, the speech was all in Tagalog which still eludes me. After hearing the speech though, I was absolutely shocked, shocked I tell you! I never knew the Philippines was corrupt! Here I was sitting on my lard ass assuming our representatives had only our best interests in mind. Thank you my President. Thank you for educating me on what everybody and their bastard child already knew.

That's enough sarcasm. I can't get into the details. I'm not so good in Tagalog and frankly, I lost interest. All I know is that our new President can't fix our problems. It's impossible. I'm not kidding its literally not possible. Maybe I'll post about the reason why but if you really want to get to the root of our country's problems, you must pay attention to Congress and the way it works.

That's all for now. I'm installing something very important.

Off The Wagon

This sucks.

I haven't been working out. School is getting tougher every day. I feel depressed and my sinuses have been acting up. This has been a bad month.

Not much to blog about these past few days, hell, nothing much happened today. PNoy, as our President is called, gave a State of the Nation address. I didn't see it and I don't much care. I know it was probably nothing but blame this and blame that towards the easy targets of the last administration. I hope the next few years won't be all about blame. A man must have a mandate.

Mom always tells me to look on the bright side. Oh well. The past few weeks have been shitty but at least I don't have AIDS.

Wait a minute... Starcraft 2 is out tomorrow!

Nut Washer 2010

I was listening to the car radio the other day and there was this ad for something called a "masculine wash". I thought to myself, "Masculine wash? That doesn't sound very masculine at all." I've heard about feminine wash but not masculine wash. I listened some more and then it hit me. Masculine wash is exactly what you think it is. It's a care product for your privates to "ensure a fresh feeling of confidence from morning to evening." Yeesh.

I can understand feminine wash. I mean, I think it would probably need more care considering it's internal and that's where, you know, babies come from? But honestly, why would you need masculine wash? A penis isn't a complicated instrument people. You don't need a manual. Yet, it seems we need a special little bottle for it now. You neanderthal lumberjacks with the soap have been doing it wrong all this time.

I like to think of feminine wash as more of a medicine really. The commercials for it on TV always tout the science like PH balance and antibacterial benefits to the product. In the commercial for the masculine wash however, it mentioned "confidence and fresh feeling" and all that hoopla. Masculine wash is a damned cosmetic product! Did society turn upside down while I was away that we are now selling cosmetic products to men and no-nonsense products to women? How much more metro can a man be? What's next, a pubic hair styling conditioner?

I swear, the pussification of the modern man is reaching critical mass. It has to stop.

Nothing

I have absolutely nothing to write about.

I could write about Law school but I don't like to write about it. I haven't done anything spectacular lately.

I'll sleep on it. Maybe it will come to me tomorrow.

I Want to Watch A Movie

I feel like watching a movie but unfortunately the only popular show today is that new Twilight movie.

Let's face it, Twilight is estrogen bait. It's got shirtless men and lovey dovey crap. I don't like chick flicks. The last chick flick I saw was The Perfect Catch with Jimmy Fallon if I remember right. It was so bad, that if I snuck in to see it, I'd want my money back. Twilight however, seems to be the queen of chick flicks. No way I'm watching that.

The other movie is Knight and Day. I'm not watching that. Out of principle, I'm never going to watch a movie starring Tom Cruise. He can go take his crazy somewhere else. The Last Airbender, M. Night Shamalamadingdong's latest bowel movement, received a lot of bad reviews. I'm a fan of the cartoon series it was based on so I will probably be disappointed.

Everything sucks now. Who took away all the fun? Seriously.

Maserati - The World Outside

I am lazy.