Damn

What a fucking mess.

The assignments in school are piling up. I haven't been exercising well and I've been eating a lot since the lunar festivities. I haven't been updating my blog too. I have nobody to blame but myself and my procrastination.

Things will be better tomorrow.

Party Time

Campaigning has begun! (officially) Presidential hopefuls are coming in full force to sway the hopeless nation. Posters are up and candidates are making the rounds to all cities that matter.

That's all well and good but the question on my mind is, "Who the hell is gonna clean all these posters and fliers up?"

WOW So Far

I hit level 80 in WOW for a while now and have reasonable items and stuff. I went from killing things to fishing for salmon. Yea, there's not much to do it seems.

But the guild I'm in is planning on raiding soon. Raiding is like an even bigger dungeon where you kill even bigger things with even larger groups of people in an even more epic epicness. Sounds good. I want to see this end game content and see the money's worth.

Is it over?

Iambic 9 Poetry - Squarepusher

Do you know Squarepusher?

Karate Kid? Wut?

I was out watching, Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs, yesterday with my cousins. Just when I was set to have some family fun-fun time, it hit me. There was a trailer for Karate Kid. A new one. My reaction can be summed up with this picture.

Karate Kid? A remake? Are you fucking kidding me? Karate Kid? Jesus Christ! What, has Hollywood absolutely run out of ideas? Are they scraping the moist ground under the bottom of the barrel? What the hell!?

What!? It stars Jackie Chan! JACKIE CHAN! Jackie why? Huh!? Why would you do this to me, a fan? WHY!? Karate Kid! KARATE KID!

It stars some black kid named Jaden Smith who moves to China and gets picked on. (Fish out of water, cue laughter, hilarity ensues) He probably gets a crush on some girl or something. What the!? Huh? So Jackie Chan is gonna teach him Karate. NO! Kung Fu! KUNG FU! It should be Wushu Kid goddamnit! What!?

Huh!? The world does not need another Karate Kid movie. The last one was punishment enough. What!?