Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Flood

There was a big flood in Manila. People died and plenty still suffering.

Just when you think you have people all figured out as selfish, evil assholes, the world just proves you wrong. People are helping each other out and giving support better than the government ever could.

Everyone has to do their part and help including me and you. Got to donate to the local church or something...

Monday, September 21, 2009

Open The Valve

Time to open the sewer valve. Let's get some random thoughts out here.

You know that scandal were this South American female athlete got in trouble because they thought she was a man? I thought, "Who cares?" until I saw her. Oh man, she looks huge. She looks like a dude and you could tell everyone was thinking it, even the coach defending her was probably thinking it.

My aunt gave us a stack of DVDs and lo, there was Exit Wounds, a movie by Steven Seagal. "Hell yeah!" I thought. Steven Seagal is a tough cop who would either be giving you a pre-asskicking monologue or kicking your ass. As is Steven Seagal tradition, the villain dies a hilariously violent death. Impaled by a chimney anyone?

I'm gonna watch Surrogates, a movie staring Bruce Willis. Its about people who live their lives through robots called surrogates-ah who gives a rat's ass. I just wanna see Bruce stomp people...I mean robot heads in. From what I understand, the baddies will be robots so I expect Pseudo-philosophical, "Asimov-Lite" rambling about existence and also lots of gratuitous violence. The baddies are robots so its OK.

Still addicted to WOW.

You know, there are some people in this world I would just really love to punch. If I could have one wish, one wish at all, it would be to just give somebody I feel strongly towards a solid punch to the face without consequence. That's it. I'm tired of controlling myself for society's unfair and unnatural laws. I just want to throw a good solid punch on somebody. Not world peace but this. Just once.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Tony MacAlpine - 100s of 1000s

Time for something a bit different. Time to rock out with some Tony Mac!

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Getting Hooked WOW

I am getting hooked again. Lately, I've been playing World of Warcraft, the biggest MMORPG and cash cow of blizzard. Slowly but surely I'm getting that feeling. I'm getting addicted to video games again.

Oh yes, I remember fondly of my past addictions. The first addictions I remember were Super Mario, Pac-Man and Tetris collectively on the Famicom. I remember playing Tetris as a youth blissfully unaware that it was propaganda for the worker brick-layers of glorious Russia. Ah, I couldn't even ride a bicycle or reach the top shelf when I played my first video games to death.

Another addiction I remember was Starcraft. Starcraft, a successful RTS created by Blizzard and the state religion of South Korea, was the first RTS I ever played or was it Red Alert 2 which I was also addicted to?. Anyway Starcrack was sweet. The game play was the best and was always tightly balanced. The story which nobody gave two shits about was also well done as was the cinematics, the best part of Blizzard games for me personally.

One addiction I'm not proud of was to a feminine game series, yes a whole series, called The Sims. First it was sissy The Sims and then pantie-waist The Sims 2. Yes, The Sims is now officially for people with a uterus. Check The Sims forums. So much estrogen now that it seeps through my monitor making me aware of my feelings. Even the potential for the sadism of slowly torturing your Sims can't hide the fact that you might as well be wearing a dress. Dollhouse. It was my first simulator and a personal shame. Thankfully, I was later addicted to SimCITY which is the manliest simulator ever.

Addicted to Metal Gear Solid, Final Fantasy 8 and 9, Myst, Riven, Diablo 2 etc. Looking back , I remember in-game dialogue more than school lessons. I may have been an underachiever but nobody could waste time as good as me.

Now Its World of Warcraft. I can feel it sucking my life away, sapping it slowly like bleed status from rend attacks...ITS HAPPENI...